I Think I Have a Disorder

By rattanakun from Canva

I think I have a disorder

I am an evil internet marauder

I have a fetish for scrolling the net

And won’t stop until my needs are met

Leaving anonymous comments is how I flex

Like a cackling witch, I cast my next hex

Google, my oracle, gives me sage advice

It’s only natural I’m glued to my device

Too busy to socialise or make an actual friend

While I ride this YouTube vortex without end

I’m a socialite on the virtual plane

Blue light keeps me up as the sun begins to wane

My photos and interests fill my news feed

Just a shame it never provides what I actually need

Despite my LinkedIn connections, I still can’t pay my rent

But worry not, I have more followers than David Brent